Dear Lady Gaga,

Dear Lady GAG ME,
I have not ever been a fan of your "music", but this display is repulsive. You are not making a fashion statement. I hope animal activists are breathing down your neck right now.
Sincerley, Would like to release a pack of hungry wolves on you.

I hate Lady Gaga. Who seriously wears a dress made out of Meat to the VMA's? Or a dress made out of meat period. They sold this dress afterwards for $100000.
WHO THE HELL BUYS a dress for that amount that is going to spoil? Or even a dress for that amount??? I would love to even see that amount in my bank account.
WTF!!!!!!

Christmas Caroling!

Last night while driving home from Xmas eve dinner, the kids started singing Christmas songs. Zoey started singing The 12 Days of Christmas! Here is her version:
4 calling birds. 3 french hens. 2 turtle doves & a palm tree in a man treeeee.

LOL!!!!!!!! Im not sure what a man tree is, But ill take it! ;)

Naughty or Nice?!

Yesterday I "forgot" to pick Zach up from school. I am sorry. Actually to be honest I knew what time it was I just fell asleep. I woke up to a call from the school. Oopsie. This is my worst fear as a parent. I always want Zach to feel secure and know he is taken care of. So I left him at school to prove this..... :( Then I fell asleep again for 2 hours after we were home. (my work hours tonight are 2am-6am...I was tired!!!!) This was a problem because he came and asked me for a drink and I told him one minute.

2 hours later........

He had gotten it himself. :( After I get up we go to Walmart. On the way there I tell him sorry for being a "bad mommy" that day. His response .."Its ok mom. I will not ever unlove you. You were just being a little bit naughty" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I burst out laughing. And he said ..."Santa knows. You might get a lump of coal now." Oh my!!!!! I have been pounding that into his head this month. hahahaha. Maybe I deserve one!! :)

1000 Words

They say a picture speaks 1000 words.

I just loved this picture, thought Id share it.

Chain of command!

We believe in the chain of authority in my house. If I am tormented, I torment Zach. And as you can see he torments the cat!
LOL... She is hating life! :)

Lets have a cocktail!

Last year Joel had a cocktail party that I was invited to. We had only been dating for a few months and I didn't want to become that clingy girl at his party so pretty sure I drank enough that I was in the bathroom chillin all night long. Haha. But hey, I wasn't clingy!!!!
Here is last year:


Here are a few from this year. We threw our own party, and I successfully stayed out of the bathroom!This was my first actual party Ive ever hosted. It was fun, nobody stole anything. + It was a mess but only took me 2 hours to clean everything and that includes mopping. Sweet!

I love this pic! You can see my cute purple tights that match Hoss' shirt. Then the red cup matches Pauls shirt. Everyone else in black! I am in love with color coordinating pics. I love sadie hawkins. Haha.

I made Joel match me. Ok, It was his idea but I was all for it!

Oh my. My cute Kitty. Checkin out some leftover White Merlot! My 2 loves. Wine+Kitty!



Now my main motive for this is getting a dress & dressing up. Let me explain this process. I bought one 2 weeks before the party. Loved it. Tried it on for Joel and he said it was too short. :( I guess he doesn't like my legs??? LOL!!!!! bought another one that I loved 3 days before the party, but this wasn't going to happen either because I felt like a football linebacker. I swear my shoulders are like a mans. So here I am the night before the party at the mall having a serious issue. And I COULD NOT find a dress that fit for the life of me. Isn't that how it always is. Finally I got this one. I really like it and everything worked out. Haha.

Happy Holidays! :)

Big words are hard!

Z:"Mom, I know what Unazarous means."
Me: "Oh really? Cuz I dont..."
Z: "Yeah, if I want to go to the park. And you do. And Joel does, and Zoey does, We dont need to take a vote because it is Unazarous."
Me: "Oh (Laughing) you mean unanimous?"
Z:"Mom.... thats what I said"

:)

Cosmopolitan!

I got a kitty!!!! Cosmopolitan(Yes after the drink!), Cosmo-girl. She is so cute!!! She is my baby. I love her because she is anti social sometimes and a social butterfly other times (Much like myself), and she will come and sleep by you or sit on your lap. She comes and keeps me company in the mornings while I am getting ready for work and will sit in the sink and purr at me. She is also playful but has only drawn blood once while biting. And it was my MOM. Hahahahaha! My mom hates kitties.
Isn't she Sweet?!

The Worst Songs of All Time!

WHY ARE THEY ON MY IPOD????

1.Usher. Dj got us fallin in love.
Really Usher? I hate you right now. I love Usher. I have all of his albums and all of his singles. I also watch his videos on YouTube so I can look at his bod. I am not attracted to muscles on guys usually. Unless you are an african american R&B singer. That is the only time. Dj got us fallin in love is his worst song of all time. for these reasons....A)He sounds like S*#T when singing this song Live. Ive witnessed it on 4 occasions. B) I would like to give credit to myself and my partner if I am feelin the music and "into" each other. Not the song. C) This line right here "Swear I seen you before. think I remember those eyes eyes eyes. eyes eyes eyes" omg. He noticed the womans eyes he is falling in love with... 6 times. D) This line "Dance dance like its the last last night of your life life" Please be a little more creative. I do not need to listen to every word twice!

2. Boys II Men remake of 'When I fall in Love'
I am sorry but this is a little too much old fashion R&B even for me. Songs become popular because they are catchy. I understand they want to re-make the song. But they are changing it to much. It sounds like CRAP! I do not like it when the lyrics are over, yet the tune is still going and so the artist throws in a "aaahhhooooohhh" drawn out for 16.7 seconds. END THE LYRIC! And when remaking a song dont repeat the same line 3 times to make it your own. It is the same lyric!!!!! DO NOT.

3. Backstreet Boys 'Show me the meaning of being Lonely"
This song really is so dumb. Why would you want to feel lonely, I just listened to the whole song & the name of it is Show me the meaning of being lonely. Then the whole song they are complaing about being lonely. Well maybe she heard the song and thought it sounded like a good idea to walk away from you. "Theres no where to run. I have no place to go. Surrender your mind body and soul. How can it be your askin me to feel things you never shoowwwww" What? the next line was "why cant I be where you are?" If hes not with her...then how did she not show him how to be lonely? I hate this song.

4.Heavy D and the Boyz 'Now that we found love'
This is the song at the end of Hitch that they are dancing to. "Now that we found love, what are we gonna dooooo. with it?" that is the only part they sing the whole song the rest is a horrible 90s rap. Anyone that knows me knows I Effing LOVE the 90s. I am very discontent about this song. During the rap he repeats Now. about 8,398 times...and the song doesn't have any kind of conclusion. It has a very annoying beat. I hate this song and to be honest have no idea how it is on my Ipod. I need it off my Itunes and out of my life.

Now that I am the most negative person on the planet.I would like to knowWhy Fantasia has a reality show? Does anyone care what she is doing? I sure dont.