single.

I would just like to start this entry and end it by saying I have issues that I don't see any end in sight for. and im not sure how i feel about it.

A Pottython!

So Jared had talked to me about getting a python. Yes, the snake!! YIKES. I kept saying NOOOO cuz im afraid. Then he went under me and spoke to Zach about how "COOL" it would be to have a snake! I didn't know about this until Zach came up to me a few days ago and said... and I quote "Mommy, Please mommy. Can Me and You and Jared Please get a pottython" a pottython huh??? hahahhaha. I didn't even know what he was talking about, I just looked at him and said "a what??" "A POTTYTHON MOMMMMMMM, THE SNAKEEEEEEEE" HAHAH. So, I dont know if we will get a pottython or not. They get pretty big, like 20 ft. and I think it would scare Zach to watch it eat. Because it would scare me!
This is a baby one....

and this is an almost grown one... :(

THE NEW APARTMENT!!!

So, I am so excited about this. Even though my old landlord (who used to be a friend) turned out to a Uber cheap Biatch- and never gave me ANY of my deposit back. Which was $400. She claimed that I left it "dirty" I have pictures to prove that I did not!! but Im more excited about the new apartment pictures. YES! it has been a month since we moved- but with much drama over with, I would like to post pictures of my old apartment Before and new apartment After. :)
Old living room....


New living room....


Old kitchen....


New kitchen....


Old bath...

New bath...

I dont have any pictures of Zach's room or Ours. But, I do have a DECK now. And im way excited for summer so I can sit out thurr....

Here is Another HUGE perk about the new place.... It has a BATHTUB!!! my poor son has been forced into a shower for the past 2 1/2 years- screaming. during the summer when he was really dirty I would often take him to my mom's. SO things haven't been easy, I am so grateful to have a full bathtub now! Not to mention the fact, that I LOVE myself a bath too!!

The place is pretty quiet also, and our neighbors haven't come over to bug us. Life is good!! :)

Conversations with kids.

I just thought this was hillarious. The following is a convo I had with my 3 yr old.......

Zachie: Mom, I want a snack.. really bad
Me: Ok. Do you want yogurt or cottage cheese?
Zachie: No. I want licorice.
Me: You can have yogurt or cottage cheese, no licorce.
Zachie: But, I wanted something small that I can hold in my hand. I can't hold cottage cheese. You're silly MAMA.

LOL.

....My Son....

So him and I were at the mall, and I let him throw some money into the fountain that was right inside the front doors. There were some other kids doing the same thing. Their was an oriental grandma with her daughter and her kids (im assuming) anyways, As were standing there and he is taking forever to throw in the 5 coins that I had given him... he says..(rather loudly, almost yelling...as you know how kids talk!!) and pointing... "MOM, THAT GRANDMA CAN'T TALK VERY GOOD. WHY NOT?" ohhh noooo. She was speaking in her native tongue. LOL. Her daughter looked over as I hurried Zach out the doors. It was hillarious! Another time he wasn't holding his tongue that well was about a year ago when a lady at the grocery store had B.O to kill......and he yelled "MOM, THAT LADY STINK!!" LMAO. well.....she did. hahaha.
I love it!

Valentines Day!

So this year since I am working On Valentines, Me & my boyfriend decided to go out for it last weekend. We were out looking at apartments all day that day so we were tired and kept it simple. Today when I got home from work (the 12th not even valentines) he had bought a dozen roses and put them all over my apartment in their own vases. :) with a love letter. He told me last night that he did somethin for Valentines and was excited... But I forgot about it by the time I got home.



He's a keeper! Hard to believe but, this is the FIRST time I have gotten a dozen roses. hahaha. I usually only get 1 or 2 at a time. The most I have gotten was 8.

I got him slippers!! I'll leave them out for when he gets off work LOL :)

Top 15 Songs!

I was actually tagged on myspace, But I'd rather do it here. This was hard for me because I can't pick my favorite songs. So I just picked some that I never have gotten sick of, and my favorites right now. They are not in any order, that would have sucked haha.

1- Warren G.. Regulate :)
2- Babyface.. When can I see you
3- Boyz II Men.. Water Runs Dry
4- Carl Thomas.. So Much Better
5- Faith Evans.. I Love You!
6- Dr Dre.. Xxplosive (haha. so many memories here!!)
7- Ginuwine.. I Love You More
8- Eminem.. Mockingbird
9- Jagged Edge.. Lets Get Married ;)
10 John Mayer.. Gravity
11 Jaheim.. Back Together Again
12 Rascal Flatts.. Words I couldn't Say
13 Rihanna.. Take a Bow
14 112.. Peaches & Cream
15 Avant.. You Got Me (My celebrity BF. hahaha) ;)

I tag... everyone lmao there is only 6 people who read this. maybe not even that many! :)

My boyfriend is a silly Banana.

Haha. If you listen to Dane Cook, you would get the title. But no, that is not why he is a silly bananna lol... here is why, Yesterday my boyfriend was taking a nap with me. Usually I am a light sleeper, and wake up just if he were to get up. Apparently I was OUT cuz he left and I didn't even know. I woke up when he was gone and was listening for the TV or something. Then I saw this note on the pillow....

Brooke
This is really hard for me to say. And im SORRY. But I had to leave.



I went to get a drink and Hella wash my car!
Oh, that really wasn't that hard to say. lol
See ya when I get back. I love you!
Jared
What?? Oh my, In my half asleep stooper the first sentence wasn't that funny! lol
We've been quoting movie lines of any movies we have watched recently if it fits. And we just watched Napoleon Dynamite. I get a text at work of him telling me that he just made me a present, and its pretty much the best thing he's ever made.
LOL... it was a sign that said Kisses for my Lover with hershey kisses. hahaha. Hes cracking me up lately!!! :)

It's 3 AM

I have just realized out of boredom that I can access my blog from work. This is either good or very bad, because I will write a bunch of stuff nobody cares about and people might get pissed and stop visiting my blog hahaha.
For those who don't know I work at ARUP, a graves shift. Its become way LAME and I am switching to days in about 2 weeks. I am the only one here for 3 labs. Endocrinology, Special Chemistry & Electrophoresis. One would think I could stay busy working for 3 labs, close but no cigar. Out of my 10 hour shift... I work for about 4 hours of it. I have become an expert time waster!! They got a new computer program which simplifed my job 100 fold. Which is nice, but not. Dayside will be sweet because all my friends (well the ones who have not deserted me completely!!) work days. My shift is 430am-300pm. It will so nice getting off so early and sleeping at night. Although rising at 345am isn't going to be sugar and pie. I will be happy to have my life return to some sense of normalcy! I will still be working 7/7. Having a week off every other week is SWEET!!! Maybe I should start taking advantage of this and travel.....
Zach is so competitive lately and everything is a competition. Much to my demise his dad is a BYU fan.... ughhh.... and has brainwashed my innocent son, who runs around saying him and the cougars are winning. And that the Utes are "Blahhhhh!" with his tongue out. I am working on this new development. Im not a huge sports-o anyway. But BYU?? I think Nawt!!

Christmas funnies!

This is long overdue. But these are some pictures of Zach's schools Christmas program...
zach with his friends... cute.

check out the kid on the right... nice shirt, he outgrew it last xmas i think. lol

my personal fav. hahahaha. :)

On a sidenote. Zach threw thee biggest tantrum during this program, When Miss Lesa told the kids to hand their candycanes to their mom and Trisha (his step mom) jumped up to grab it from him. He was not crying because he wanted to give it to me.... he was crying because he wanted to give it to grandma lol.... and Trisha needs to mind her manners, She oversteps her bounds ALL THE TIME!
But the program was really cute, and zach later was singing "Teach me to walk in the light" (the church song) But he changed the words "Teach me to walk in the gas of his love!!!" What the hell??? the gas of his love....LMAO. he said his primary teacher taught him the song... i doubt that hahahaha.